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I’d get you a mug, but you know I swore off giving gifts years ago after Sue Ellen from high school forgot to publicly wish me a “Happy Birthday” on Facebook and destroyed my love of holidays forever. But let’s face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, with their spotless car seats, neatly organized organic snacks, and “adequately-stocked” first aid kits. Okay Moms are the best kind of moms. Sippy cup wine, the five-second rule, and loads of naps are where it’s at..\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSippy Cup Wine Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. 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We think it probably smells like wet bear fur and salmon, or a toasty campfire in the middle of a blizzard. Our \u003cstrong\u003eSoap for A Man's Man\u003c\/strong\u003e smells more like the latter because we're pretty sure you don't want to wander around town smelling like wet fur and fish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlizzard Campfire Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. 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