{"title":"HOME","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"gee-whiz-anti-cursing-paint-can-candle-new","title":"Gee Whiz Anti-Cursing Paint Can Candle","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eGee Whiz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eDon’t you think people are just cursing too much these days? With all the F-bombs and r-words and see you next Tuesdays flying around everywhere, it’s hard to get a word in edgewise. So take the easy way out: buy this candle and shut the fuck up. Thanks!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOff-Brand Boxed Wine Scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 12 oz.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBurn time: 40 hours\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCandle can size: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e¼\" D x 3 ⅞\" H\u003cbr\u003eSold in 3-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40572113682572,"sku":"ACC-WHIZ","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_PAINTCANS_DINERVINYL_SMALLSQUARE_ACC-WHIZ.jpg?v=1771609520"},{"product_id":"out-of-vodka-emergency-ambiance-travel-tin-new","title":"Out of Vodka Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eOUT OF VODKA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmpty Bottle Blues Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 3 oz.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eComes with \"Emergency Ambiance\" pack of matches under lid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eStainless steel tin size: 3 ⅛\" D x 1 ⅛\" H\u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40572117221516,"sku":"OUT-T","price":7.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_FAIREPHOTOS_10.6.23_SMALLSQUARE-16.jpg?v=1771518832"},{"product_id":"shits-fucked-emergency-ambiance-travel-tin-new","title":"Shit's Fucked Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eSHIT'S FUCKED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBurn It Down Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 3 oz.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eComes with \"Emergency Ambiance\" pack of matches under lid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eStainless steel tin size: 3 ⅛\" D x 1 ⅛\" H\u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40572118401164,"sku":"SHI-T","price":7.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_FAIREPHOTOS_10.6.23_SMALLSQUARE-12.jpg?v=1771519950"},{"product_id":"sunday-scaries-emergency-ambiance-travel-tin-new","title":"Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eSUNDAY SCARIES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBottomless Mimosas Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 3 oz.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-poured 100% soy wax candle. Comes with old-school matchbook.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurn time: 4 one-hour emergency burns\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eComes with \"Emergency Ambiance\" pack of matches under lid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eStainless steel tin size: 3 ⅛\" D x 1 ⅛\" H\u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default 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id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eBeer me!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhite 80, hut, hut, hike!\u003c\/em\u003e I still don't know what that means, but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole time, stopping only to shout obscenities at the refs for \"cheating\" and being \"morons.\" Sure, someone always got injured in the end, but to be honest, rough-housing with the fun uncle was some of the best times we ever had.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack Ice Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. 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I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me at this point? I wear caffeine like a suit of armor. My own personal suit of piping-hot, nutty-flavored, full-blown anxiety.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCoffee Shop Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. 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It's been a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eweek\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e, I tell ya. My work load is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eintense\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e and my dating life is an absolute \u003cem\u003etrain wreck\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003elife\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e this strict. You should've \u003cem\u003eseen\u003c\/em\u003e her in high school, oh my lord, she used to...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJuicy Gossip Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \u003cbr\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40572123644044,"sku":"AUN-S","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_SOAPS_GREEN_SMALLSQUARE_-04.jpg?v=1770857748"},{"product_id":"a-candle-for-mom-brain-new","title":"A Candle for Mom Brain","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003ePhone in the fridge again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\" face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eI used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, \"Mom, he's hitting me\" and, \"Call 911!\" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoggy Cheerios Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlass vessel dimensions: 4\" D x 2 \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e ½\" H \u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003eSold in 3 packs\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576885522572,"sku":"MOM-C","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_FAIREPHOTOS_10.3.23_SMALLSQUARE-12.jpg?v=1770310700"},{"product_id":"a-candle-for-alone-time-new","title":"A Candle for Alone Time","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eWhy you so thick?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBoy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed \"leave me the F alone!\" at the top of my lungs, you fled the room but went on a texting spree. And that's why I hopped on a bus to Alaska and ditched my phone for soup cans.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLeave Me Alone Tea Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlass vessel dimensions: 4\" D x 2 \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e ½\" H \u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003eSold in 3 packs\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576885686412,"sku":"ALO-C","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_FAIREPHOTOS_10.3.23_SMALLSQUARE-09.jpg?v=1770166364"},{"product_id":"soap-for-mom-brain-new","title":"Soap for Mom Brain","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003ePhone in the fridge again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\" face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eI used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, \"Mom, he's hitting me\" and, \"Call 911!\" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoggy Cheerios Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \u003cbr\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576886014092,"sku":"MOM-S","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_SOAP_PURPLE_SMALLSQUARE_-03.jpg?v=1770767103"},{"product_id":"soap-for-alone-time-new","title":"Soap for Alone Time","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eWhy you so thick?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBoy, are you terrible at taking hints. When I started responding to all your inane questions with random non-sequiturs, you didn't flinch. When I quit looking you in the eye, nada. And when I screamed \"leave me the F alone!\" at the top of my lungs, you fled the room but went on a texting spree. And that's why I hopped on a bus to Alaska and ditched my phone for soup cans.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLeave Me Alone Tea Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \u003cbr\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576886407308,"sku":"ALO-S","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_SOAP_PURPLE_SMALLSQUARE_-02.jpg?v=1770748037"},{"product_id":"what-the-heck-anti-cursing-paint-can-candle-new","title":"What The Heck Anti-Cursing Candle","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eWhat the Heck?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eSeriously people, don’t you realize a Glade Plug-Ins is going to make your room smell way better than a fucking scented candle? We’re talking modern technology vs. stupid old shit from the Middle Ages here, come on. Oh wait, never mind. Turns out we need to sell \u003cem\u003ea ton\u003c\/em\u003e of these ’cuz the IRS is breathing down our necks… Scented candles are the fucking best!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMystery Flavor Scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 12 oz.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBurn time: 40 hours\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCandle can size: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e¼\" D x 3 ⅞\" H\u003cbr\u003eSold in 3-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576889782412,"sku":"ACC-HECK","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_PAINTCANS_DINERVINYL_SMALLSQUARE_ACC-HECK.jpg?v=1771609922"},{"product_id":"gosh-darnit-anti-cursing-paint-can-candle-new","title":"Gosh Darnit Anti-Cursing Candle","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eGosh Darnit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eYou fucking kids and your fucking dirt bikes. Get off my lawn! You can all go burn in hell you little shits. Hope you have fun in juvie. And oh yeah, the Roundup is a fucking carcinogen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSilent Spring Scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 12 oz.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBurn time: 40 hours\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCandle can size: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e¼\" D x 3 ⅞\" H\u003cbr\u003eSold in 3-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576889815180,"sku":"ACC-GOSH","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_PAINTCANS_DINERVINYL_SMALLSQUARE_ACC-GOSH.jpg?v=1771609699"},{"product_id":"dang-anti-cursing-paint-can-candle-new","title":"Dang! 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Time to be a home remodeler for I bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCountry Fresh Scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 12 oz.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBurn time: 40 hours\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCandle can size: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e¼\" D x 3 ⅞\" H\u003cbr\u003eSold in 3-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey 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ass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eOpen if you dare.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSucker Punch Scented \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 12 oz.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBurn time: 40 hours\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e© 2021\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWhiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCandle can size: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e¼\" D x 3 ⅞\" 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She startled me so much I dropped my non-dairy oat beverage, which you know is vital to my health after that last bout with lactose intolerance at the skating rink. It's the question that keeps haunting us all. No really, who let her in here?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpiky Hair Styling Mousse Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. 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It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager starts in two hours and I expect you keg-stand ready! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRain Stick (Ocean) Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \u003cbr\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576934379660,"sku":"CAL-S","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_SOAP_YELLOW_SMALLSQUARE-07.jpg?v=1770751912"},{"product_id":"a-candle-for-trophy-husbands-new","title":"A Candle for The Trophy Husband","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eSup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eSee that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I'm telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that. You got something to say about it? Too bad. And get back to work, corporate slave. 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I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrape Hard Seltzer Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. 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Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I'm telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that. You got something to say about it? Too bad. And get back to work, corporate slave. Your break is over. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTricked-Out Porsche (New Car) Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. 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I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrape Hard Seltzer Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. 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