{"title":"GIFTS FOR SISTERS","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"soap-for-the-cool-aunt-new","title":"Soap for The Cool Aunt","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eHoney, hand me that bottle?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eYour auntie needs another top-off. It's been a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eweek\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e, I tell ya. My work load is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eintense\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e and my dating life is an absolute \u003cem\u003etrain wreck\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003elife\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e this strict. You should've \u003cem\u003eseen\u003c\/em\u003e her in high school, oh my lord, she used to...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJuicy Gossip Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. 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It's been a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eweek\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\"\u003e, I tell ya. My work load is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eintense\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand my dating life is an absolute \u003cem\u003etrain wreck\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\"\u003e Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003elife\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eright now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethis strict. 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My work load is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eintense\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e and my dating life is an absolute \u003cem\u003etrain wreck\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003elife\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e this strict. 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I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrape Hard Seltzer Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\u003cbr\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eAlways hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlass vessel dimensions: 4\" D x 2 \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e ½\" H \u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003eBurn time: 60 hours\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003eSold in 3 packs\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576944406668,"sku":"BES-C","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_DUOCANDLES_TEAL_SMALLSQUARE-37.jpg?v=1770219172"},{"product_id":"soap-for-besties-new","title":"Soap for Besties","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eLet's unpack this.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eAnd by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrape Hard Seltzer Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \u003cbr\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40576948666508,"sku":"BES-S","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_SOAP_YELLOW_SMALLSQUARE-10.jpg?v=1770749386"},{"product_id":"a-soap-for-crazy-bitches-new","title":"Soap for Crazy Bitches","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't make me take my hoops out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eI'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJäger\u003c\/span\u003e with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSalty Melons Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \u003cbr\u003eSoap dimensions: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \u003cbr\u003eSold in 4-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40866830418060,"sku":"BIT-S","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_SOAP_YELLOW_SMALLSQUARE-08.jpg?v=1770753163"},{"product_id":"a-candle-for-crazy-bitches-new","title":"A Candle for Crazy Bitches","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"below\" id=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" class=\"rte\" id=\"full_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't make me take my hoops out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eI'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. 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