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Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. 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We think it probably smells like wet bear fur and salmon, or a toasty campfire in the middle of a blizzard. Our \u003cstrong\u003eSoap for A Man's Man\u003c\/strong\u003e smells more like the latter because we're pretty sure you don't want to wander around town smelling like wet fur and fish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlizzard Campfire Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. 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