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With all the F-bombs and r-words and see you next Tuesdays flying around everywhere, it’s hard to get a word in edgewise. So take the easy way out: buy this candle and shut the fuck up. Thanks!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOff-Brand Boxed Wine Scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNet Weight: Approximately 12 oz.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBurn time: 40 hours\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCandle can size: 3 \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e¼\" D x 3 ⅞\" H\u003cbr\u003eSold in 3-packs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40572113682572,"sku":"ACC-WHIZ","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1944\/9740\/files\/WRS_PAINTCANS_DINERVINYL_SMALLSQUARE_ACC-WHIZ.jpg?v=1771609520"},{"product_id":"soap-for-the-cool-aunt-new","title":"Soap for The Cool Aunt","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"product_description\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 20px;\" data-mce-style=\"font-size: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana,geneva,sans-serif;\"\u003eHoney, hand me that bottle?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eYour auntie needs another top-off. It's been a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eweek\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e, I tell ya. My work load is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eintense\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e and my dating life is an absolute \u003cem\u003etrain wreck\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003elife\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e this strict. You should've \u003cem\u003eseen\u003c\/em\u003e her in high school, oh my lord, she used to...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJuicy Gossip Scented\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eNet Weight: 6 oz\u003cbr\u003eNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. 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My work load is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003eintense\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e and my dating life is an absolute \u003cem\u003etrain wreck\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003elife\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan face=\"verdana, geneva, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif;\"\u003e right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't \u003cem\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e this strict. 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